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Age 19. Name is Sarah. Studying ChemE. Duck tape enthusiast. Pun connoisseur. DTMBF.

Mostly a bad text post blog with some serious / funny / hipster things thrown in haphazardly.

Pros of following me: I always delete comments of the posts I reblog.
"Seeing other people’s handwriting and knowing they were writing for you. Watching terrible movies with people you like a lot. When you’re in the front seat but you’re not driving and everything looks really nice like maybe the sky is a bunch of colors or you’re going through snowy fields. Especially foamy tea lattes. Sharks! Actually, like aquariums in general. Those are beautiful. Hearing someone talk about things they like and seeing how excited they get! Finishing a really great book and knowing there is another one in the series. Climbing very twisty giant trees. When someone is playing a song and they don’t say they’re playing for you but you both know they’re playing for you. Freshly packed suitcases, like, when everything is really nicely folded. Sometimes, when you walk outside, maybe after having a really nice day, and you look up and you just notice all of the different kinds of trees and every different leaf shape and all the ways sunlight shines through them and the ground is all dappled and the sky is very blue. walking through art museums with headphones on, when you’re not really listening to anyone just absorbing all the art, not in a pretentious way just like. It’s a nice feeling and everything is very pretty."

"What is beautiful?"

"Like, list things?"

"Yep"

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(via rhapsody-n-green)

— 11 hours ago with 52 notes
#beautiful 

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via whassupdawg)

— 2 days ago with 395690 notes
#haiku 
"I stopped looking for the light. Decided to become it instead."
— 3 days ago with 91972 notes
#light  #quotation  #perspective 

mskamalakhan:

sallysbutter:

birth control pills: 

  • can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions
  • can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation
  • can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects
  • can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

erectile dysfunction drugs:

  • give you an erection

(via galaxyclusters)

— 3 days ago with 112643 notes
#birth control  #f the patriarchy 
therealbohemian:

Canadian Beaver Tail Fried Pastries
Prep Time: 30 mins
Total Time: 2 hrs 30 mins
Yield: 20-30 pastries

Ingredients
1/2 cup warm water
5 teaspoons dry yeast
1 pinch sugar
1 cup warm milk
1/3 cup sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 eggs
1/3 cup oil
4 1/4-5 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
oil ( for frying)
granulated sugar ( for dusting)
cinnamon


Directions
In a large mixing bowl, stir together the yeast, warm water and pinch of sugar.
Allow to stand a couple of minutes to allow yeast to swell or dissolve.
Stir in remaining sugar, milk, vanilla, eggs, oil, salt, and most of flour to make soft dough.
Knead 5-8 minutes (by hand or with a dough hook), adding flour as needed to form a firm, smooth, elastic dough.
Place in a greased bowl. Place bowl in a plastic bag and seal. (If not using right away, you can refrigerate the dough at this point).
Let rise in a covered, lightly greased bowl; about 30-40 minutes.
Gently deflate dough. (If dough is coming out of the fridge, allow to warm up for about 40 minutes before proceeding).
Pinch off a golfball-sized piece of dough. Roll out into an oval and let rest, covered with a tea towel, while you are preparing the remaining dough.


Heat about 4 inches of oil in fryer (a wok works best, but you can use a Dutch oven or whatever you usually use for frying). Temperature of the oil should be about 385°F.
Add the dough pieces to the hot oil, about 1-2 at a time.
BUT — before you do, stretch the ovals into a tail shape, like a beaver’s tail - thinning them out and enlarging them as you do.
Turn once to fry until the undersides are deep brown.
Lift the tails out with tongs and drain on paper towels.
Fill a large bowl with a few cups of white sugar.
Toss the tails in sugar (with a little cinnamon if you wish) and shake off excess.
Divine with a bit of jam or apple pie filling

therealbohemian:

Canadian Beaver Tail Fried Pastries

  • Prep Time: 30 mins
  • Total Time: 2 hrs 30 mins
  • Yield: 20-30 pastries

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup warm water
  • 5 teaspoons dry yeast
  • 1 pinch sugar
  • 1 cup warm milk
  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/3 cup oil
  • 4 1/4-5 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
  • oil ( for frying)
  • granulated sugar ( for dusting)
  • cinnamon

Directions

  • In a large mixing bowl, stir together the yeast, warm water and pinch of sugar.
  • Allow to stand a couple of minutes to allow yeast to swell or dissolve.
  • Stir in remaining sugar, milk, vanilla, eggs, oil, salt, and most of flour to make soft dough.
  • Knead 5-8 minutes (by hand or with a dough hook), adding flour as needed to form a firm, smooth, elastic dough.
  • Place in a greased bowl. Place bowl in a plastic bag and seal. (If not using right away, you can refrigerate the dough at this point).
  • Let rise in a covered, lightly greased bowl; about 30-40 minutes.
  • Gently deflate dough. (If dough is coming out of the fridge, allow to warm up for about 40 minutes before proceeding).
  • Pinch off a golfball-sized piece of dough. Roll out into an oval and let rest, covered with a tea towel, while you are preparing the remaining dough.
  • Heat about 4 inches of oil in fryer (a wok works best, but you can use a Dutch oven or whatever you usually use for frying). Temperature of the oil should be about 385°F.
  • Add the dough pieces to the hot oil, about 1-2 at a time.
  • BUT — before you do, stretch the ovals into a tail shape, like a beaver’s tail - thinning them out and enlarging them as you do.
  • Turn once to fry until the undersides are deep brown.
  • Lift the tails out with tongs and drain on paper towels.
  • Fill a large bowl with a few cups of white sugar.
  • Toss the tails in sugar (with a little cinnamon if you wish) and shake off excess.
  • Divine with a bit of jam or apple pie filling
— 4 days ago with 124 notes
#to cook  #food 
— 4 days ago with 521311 notes
#video  #white boys  #dancing or something