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“Late as it is, old men, you’ll learn your place.” -Agamemnon.

Age 19. Name is Sarah. Studying ChemE. Duck tape enthusiast. Pun connoisseur. DTMBF.

Mostly a bad text post blog with some serious / funny / hipster things thrown in haphazardly.

Pros of following me: I always delete comments of the posts I reblog.

States I have been to

  1. California
  2. Utah
  3. Arizona
  4. Missouri
  5. Alabama
  6. Tennessee
  7. Florida
  8. New York
  9. Massachusetts
  10. Connecticut
  11. Rhode Island
  12. Hawaii
  13. Alaska

Countries I have been to

  1. USA
  2. Canada
  3. Mexico
  4. Switzerland
  5. Italy
  6. Vatican City
  7. Spain
  8. France
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#list  #states  #countries  #travel 


gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

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#behind the gif 


Too cool for school in the Victorian Era

The bicycle riders of the 1800s rode what are known as high wheelers. This was a vast improvement over the original bicycles, the delightfully named boneshakers. However, the high wheelers had their own set of issues.

Sarah McCullough, whose PhD dissertation at UC Davis explores the history of mountain biking, talks about these early renegades of bike culture:

They would race by going down hill. The pedals were directly connected to the front wheel and so when going too fast, it can be hard to keep your feet on there.  So some of the young men would throw their legs over the handlebars and they could sort of leap off the bike if it was crashing.

Watch: Renegades of Bike Culture 

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your mother’s so fat she—she uh—oh god i’m so sorry i don’t know what came over me she’s a wonderful hardworking lady fuck why am i so fucked up what’s wrong with me

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f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 


(Source: ihaveremade, via watchingwetpaint)

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#spongebob  #spongebob squarepants  #text 


having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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the more I think about my past self the more I


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#reaction gif 


The Feed - “Asexuality: Living without sexual attraction”

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#asexuality  #gsrm  #video 


i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

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#text  #yup