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“Late as it is, old men, you’ll learn your place.” -Agamemnon.

Age 19. Name is Sarah. UCSD, Revelle '17. Studying ChemE. Duck tape enthusiast. Pun connoisseur. DTMBF.

Mostly a hipster blog with some serious / fandom / funny things thrown in haphazardly.

I was scrolling through the list of people to add on snapchat and I found my HS librarian’s snapchat and I am now scarred. I don’t know what I was doing, but having her number is now my #4 most regretted decision.

— 13 hours ago with 1 note
#snapchat  #librarian  #text  #personal 

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

image

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

(via aurusallos)

— 13 hours ago with 519244 notes
#slinky  #audio  #audio + gif  #treadmill 

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN

(via uncagethemonster)

— 13 hours ago with 121640 notes
#shakespeare  #all the world's a stage  #text  #pun 


meepitperson
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Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

(Source: the-church-of-saint-aubergine, via build-mass-with-sass)

— 18 hours ago with 348370 notes
#rape  #rape culture  #text  #f the patriarchy 

build-mass-with-sass:

do you ever want to reference a gif in real life, but saying “i saw this gif” sounds weird, so you just say “i saw this video” instead

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#gif  #text  #meta 

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

(Source: astoundingbeyondbelief, via somestoriestocome)

— 1 day ago with 172932 notes
#do not attempt  #reaction  #godzilla